i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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