But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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