Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
It's never too late to be topless.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
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Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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