i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
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terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
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I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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