white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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