pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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