people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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