Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
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I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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