butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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