Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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