Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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