Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
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