trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
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you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
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I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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