Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I believe in your delicious
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