then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
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I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
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i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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