You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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