I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
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he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
we should paint friendship bongs
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