her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
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his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
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is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
You made out with two different species that night
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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