I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
time to smoke my breakfast
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
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