I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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