You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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