what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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