She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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