i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
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