i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
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I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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