Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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