You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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