Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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