Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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