your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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