Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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