IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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