I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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