i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Randomize
