after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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