and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I wish you could order shots online.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
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Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
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Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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