got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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