a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
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It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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