On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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