fuck your aforementioned shoe
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I just found puke in my bra..
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
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he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
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That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
FUCK WHALES
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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