I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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