Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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