So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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