Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
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drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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