His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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