So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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