Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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