I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
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I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
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Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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