Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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