We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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