and she was petting her beer can
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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