If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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