Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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