talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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