I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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