OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
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the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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