How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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