Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
In America we eat man semen.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I'd cum for enchiladas.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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